Yes, they are real. Yes, you can get one.
I don’t make anyone pay for a shirt, it’s my gift to you for wanting one.
Since they aren’t for sale, fill out the form below to request a shirt and I will do my best to get one to you (depending on stock and size availability)
Check out photos of OTHER people wearing them HERE.
gordonfromtheradio.wordpress.com 
Since you are coming to Chicago for at least one event over the next couple months, maybe you could bring me one.
Marge, otherwise known as The Mother-in-Law
Gimmie My Shirt (you’d give one to me, right?)
Hey dude! Hope you’re still ‘going for it’. Did you fill out the form?